Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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