Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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