on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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