3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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