I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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