I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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