i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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