Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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