How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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