They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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