So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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