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Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.

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(804): View more from Virginia

so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford

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(416): View more from Toronto

that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle

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(775): View more from Nevada

she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.

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(815): View more from Illinois

my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves

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(801): View more from Utah

P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.

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(980): View more from North Carolina

I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.

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