So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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