just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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