don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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