This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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