His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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