Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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