If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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