I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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