PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Randomize
