just come out here and I will go home with you...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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