Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Vodka?
Forever.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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