since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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