And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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