i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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