My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
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