How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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