Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
pray to the hookup gods
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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