So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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