I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
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