Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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