Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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