Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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