question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
