let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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