I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
where does the pee come out of this thing
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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