You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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