I'm sorry my penis didn't work
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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