There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Mom said you looked used
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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