Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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