i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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