Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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