Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Alive.
So much puke
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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