so explain again why im purple
no
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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