Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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