Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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