so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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