I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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