he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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